You know you’re a blogger when…

Last week I decided to set the question to our Facebook group to finish the sentence “You know you’re a blogger when..” and the answers are so fantastic I just have to share some of them with you.

Kate from My Family Fever
Your kids open any parcel with the words – ‘do you need a photo of this mum?’

Charlene from Leeshastarr
You take pictures before you open something/eat something

Jo from Given to Distracting Others
You do not let the family touch dinner until it is photographed ‘I don’t care if its cold, its for my blog post!’

Mina from Give Me Some Spice
When all your shopping time is spent on looking for props.

Mabintu from Recipes from Pantry
When you look at your curtains and think – props….

Rachel from CandyFlossCloud
When you start to think about going to bed then go “oh snap got to write a post!”

Emma from Bubbablue and Me
Your calendar has more blog events, linky dates and post scheduling in it than personal social events.

Emma from The Mini Mes and Me
When you go out for the day and the kids ask if it’s a review.

Laura from Max & Mummy
When everything is secretly a blogging opp/post idea!

Jaime from The Oliver’s Madhouse
You answer the door to the postman in your pj’s 4 mornings a week.

Anne from Anne’s Kitchen
Are baking at 11pm on a week night and still thinking its a great idea.

Kara from Chelsea Mama
Your kids strike a pose and ask you to take a photo!

Victoria from Colitis and Me
When you spend the whole day attached to your phone charger

Lorraine from The UnCheshire Wife
Your teen says ‘don’t write that down’

Zoe from Mama Geek
When you tell your postman you’re moving house and his actual words are “Thank GOD… Oh… No offence, love!”

Casey from A Topsy Turvy Blog
When your apps are mainly social media and links to peoples blogs.

Becky from Becky Louise Beauty
When you look at the time and realise it’s 4am and you’re still writing.

Kerry from Oh So Amelia
When you’re on a first name basis with your postman and have a convo with him everyday!

Jade from Simple Life of Jade
You’re out with friends,look at the time and go “ooh,my new blog post is up” Yes..you get strange looks!

Julie from Julie’s Notebook
When you have to collect parcels from the sorting office in your blog name (so no id) and have to show them your blog avatar matches your face.

Kelly from The Vegan Taff
You justify buying everything with ‘I need it for a blog post’.

Ocean from An Ocean Away
You see your friends once a year because everyone has such hectic travel schedules.

Helen from Unevenlemming
When your rock’n’roll Satirday night is re-writing your blogs bio.

Jo from My Monkeys Don’t Sit Still
You wake up on a Sunday morning and link up to Silent Sunday or My Sunday Photo linky’s!

Messed Up Mum
You know you’re a blogger when you’re waking up in the night to jot ideas down for your next post!

Vicky from Vicky Myers Creations
You wake up & wonder if it’s your turn on the computer (with two children, a husband and one laptop!)

Paige from Paige’s Preferences
When you have a million swatches up your arm and are poor.

Lucy from Mrs H’s Favourite Things
When you wish you could clone yourself so you can write posts, comment, take photos, be on Facebook, twitter, Instagram, Google+, Pinterest, sleep, eat and spend time with your family all at the same time.

Heidi from Heidi Robert’s Kitchen Talk
When your grandchildren are considered as blog props!

Rebecca from Mum of a Premature Baby
When you have a meltdown at your other half for feeding your child baby food, that was meant to be reviewed, without you.

Sam from A Testing Time
When you’re shopping with your other half and spot something new and say ‘that would be fantastic to blog about’ and he just rolls his eyes

Kay from Kay Adeola Blog
When the postman tells you “You are the only one around here keeping me working.

Laura from Petit Moi – Big World
When your 4 year old offers to use his new camera to photograph your new post because he knows you photograph Everything we buy

Carlos
You haven’t changed your underwear in 6 years

Clashing Time
When you justify getting really made up on a lazy day just because you want to blog/vlog

Casey
You come out of Boots looking like you’ve had a fight with the lipsticks

Chrissy from My Sparkly Life
You almost get arrested for taking photo’s in the supermarket!!

Kate from The Adventures of Jack Jack
You take a note pad with you everywhere and your two year old has to put up with endless photos in search of the perfect one.

Jacinta from Jactinaz3
Your children start reviewing products as part of their play

Vohn from Vohn’s Vittles
You know you’re a food blogger when you make omelette for dinner because you’ve been too busy cooking all day to make dinner.

Chrissie from Manchester Flick Chick
When your other half patiently explains to strangers “She has to take a photo of everything before she uses it. She’s a blogger.”

Lu
You have saved blog posts from months ago that you forgot to post.

Claire from Penny For Them
You have so many ideas for posts jamming your brain, you cant get them out quick enough….and then forget them….!!!

Camilla from Fab Food 4 All
Your garage looks like a hamper shop!

and mine..
You know people by their blog name, before their real one!

How about you, how would you finish the sentence you know your’re a blogger when…

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Sarah is one of the original creators of UK Bloggers - when she isn't hard at work on this site she can often be found at her own blog Life in a Break Down, do pop by and say hi!

4 comments / Add your comment below

  1. Great list! Reminds me of the time I heard a big crash in the street, went out to investigate it and my neighbour’s child was coming towards me saying “You can’t blog about this!” as it turned out they had crashed their car. I went all pompous “Oh no of course not” but in fact I did have my iPhone in my pocket in case there was the chance of an Instagram.

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